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My Favorite Husband · 1949 · 29 min · 3,465 words

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It's time for my favorite husband, starring Lucille Ball. Hello, everybody. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Dining, transcribed and brought to you by the Jell-O family of Red Letter desserts.

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And now, Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the Coopers this morning, they're at breakfast and from the way Liz is looking at George, she is either madly in love or has some ulterior motive in mind.

George, you look so pretty in that blue shirt. Now stop the flattery because you're not getting that new dress that's advertised in the paper. Oh did you see the ad? Yes. Someone had cleverly pasted it on the bathroom mirror. Oh those stores will do anything to sell merchandise.

They're shameless. Yeah well George now that fate has stepped in and brought the dress to your attention. May I buy it to where the club dance Saturday? It's only $89.50? Please, please. Not while I'm drinking coffee.

$89.50 for one dress? Well, maybe I could do without the store. Then it would only be $69.50. $20 for that roller towel with fringe? It happens to be crocheted with gold tassels on it. It's a steal.

I thought it was a stole. Never mind. Do I get it? I'll give you three to answer yes. One, two, three. Four, five, six, seven, eight. Save your breath, Liz. Oh, I'm gonna get that dress George Cooper by hook or crook.

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