The Absolute Truth

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Yellow everybody. Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning. Brought to you by the Jell-O family of desserts. J-E-O-O. Oh, the Big Red Better Stand for the Jell-O family.

Oh, the Big Red Better Stand for the Jell-O family. That's Jell-O. Yum, yum, yum. Jell-O pudding. Jell-O cap. A book of bootings and sorry! And now the seal ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper.

Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the Coopers tonight, we see a story unfolding. A story that started a week ago. One night when George and Liz were walking home from a movie.

Well, that was a pretty good show Liz. I bet you'd have liked it better if you hadn't slept through it. I did not sleep to it. All right. Tell me what it was about. Well, uh, well, I enjoyed the evening anyway.

Oh, come here, Georgia. I want to show you something in this door window. Wait a minute. Look at those golf clubs. Oh, boy. Could I stand a new set of those? Oh, golf clubs, shmolf clubs. I want to show you something important.

Uh, hat. Right here, Georgia. Nilly sashays. Look. Well, what do you think of it? Oh, Liz, I thought this was supposed to be a high-class store. It is. Well, look at that. The wind address here left the remains of his lunch on that stand.

That's the hat. You're kidding. That little mess of vegetables? It's not a mess of vegetables. It's an original model symbolizing spring. Can I buy a George? It's only $75. $75 for... What? $75? Well, that isn't much for an original model.