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Marriage License Error

My Favorite Husband · 1949 · 23 min · 3,316 words

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A up in Europe presents the radio comedy series, My Fevered Husband, starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denny. Well, I see the inauguration came off all right. George, what's a seven letter word meaning dull with his beast of burdens?

Husband. Oh, yeah. Oh, that isn't right, George. Liz, why don't you forget those crossword puzzles and read the rest of the paper? You'll learn something. I learned plenty from these puzzles. I can hold my own in any conversation.

Sure, if they happen to be talking about an Indonesian sun god or a three-toed sloth. How about current events? Just try me. All right. Who's president of the United States? In how many letters? Okay. Where did president take his oath of office?

On a special platform built in front of the Capitol building. Well, how did you happen to know that? It showed through the hole when I cut out the crossword puzzle. I should have known. Well, try this. Who administered the O?

What? I give up. Go back to your crossword puzzle. Oh, wait a minute, George. Hold that paper up again. What are you looking at? Look! Paul Buchanan elected president at Jewelers' Convention. I wonder if that's a Paul Buchanan who went to school with us.

to school with us. Yeah his father was in the jewelry business. Gee how did you happen to remember him? Oh I'll never forget Paul who will you have dates together. I don't like the way you say that. Paul and I sure had a lot of fun.

Gosh he was romantic. Oh man what did he have that I didn't have four years of playing tuba in the school band. You know I might have married Paul but hadn't into that tuba business.

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