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Dance Lessons

My Favorite Husband · 1950 · 23 min · 2,735 words

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Hey, it has been starring Lucille Ball. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Enning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the Cooper's tonight, a rare event is taking place.

Liz and George are getting dressed to spend an evening in a nightclub. Oh, I'm so excited, George. It's been ages since we've gone out formal. How come you agreed to go? Oh, and you sent me such lovely flowers.

Oh, well, I mean, it's the least I can do on our anniversary. Anniversary? Oh, yeah, yeah. Hey, come to think of it, we were married in January. You told me you wanted to go to the nightclub because it was our anniversary.

Well, come on, we'll be late. Well, I didn't say wedding anniversary. Come on, genius, let's have it. Well, at the anniversary of the last time we went to a nightclub. What a dirty trick. Oh, you're not mad now, are you, George?

No, I'm always red in the face like this. Don't talk, Mr. Adeburie, into coming along for our anniversary part. Oh, I'm sorry, honey. You're not here. Oh, Liz, what am I going to do about you?

Get dressed. Oh, right. Gosh, these sure make these tuxedos out of cheap material. material. Top of my trousers keep shrinking. You know it could be the top of your hips that made a keep material. They keep stretching. You mean look at my stomach. Well why I'm just as flat as a side barrel. Just a second. Look in the mirror there. Flat as a pancake.

Yeah, but how long can you hold your breath like that? I'm not holding my breath. All right, let's see how long you can keep your stomach flat like that. Oh, there you are. Oh, a little stomach.

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