Learning To Drive

We present Lucille Ball in my favorite husband. A new series based on the delightful stories of Isabel Scott-Rorick's gay, sophisticated Mr. and Mrs. Cougar. Two people who live together and like it, starring Miss Ball with Richard Dannick.

Let's look in on the Cougar and see what they're doing. It is morning and Katie, the maid, has just put breakfast on the table. And George and Liz are sitting down to it. Hmm, coffee smells good.

Paper's right in front of you, George. Why don't you read it? Oh, no. Soon as I pick it up, you'll start your usual talking about not seeing my face at the breakfast table. No, I won't, George. Honest.

No, this should be interesting. There's your Torah hole in the paper. Yeah, I get to see your face at breakfast and you get to read the paper. See? Go ahead. How can I read with a hole in the paper?

We'll read around it. Oh. Say go all the little pieces I tore out and you can read what you missed later. Great. Ha ha ha. I'm looking to choose you an automobile ad. Well what's so funny about that?

Ha ha ha. The new Nash has blue eyes for headlight. Oh yeah. Ha ha ha. And your ears look like both doors are wide open. Ha ha ha. Well I'm glad you find it amusing.

Uh Katie may I have some more coffee please? Oh certainly Mr. Kugat. Oh what happened to the paper did the dog get at him? No the cat. I did it, Katie. I had to because he's always reading at the table and never knows I'm here.