The Elves

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Yellow everybody. Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning. Brought to you by the Jell-O family of desserts. J-E-L-L. Oh, the Big Red Letter stand for the Jell-O family.

Oh, the Big Red Letter stand for the Jell-O family. Back to Jell-O. Yum-yum-yum. Jell-footing. Yum-yum-yum. Look at the oak of pudding, yes, sir, ready! And now Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper, two people who live together and like it.

As we look in on lazy little Sheridan Falls, the hometown of the Coopers, we find many signs that summer is over. The leaves are turning red, the Coopers are turning their faces toward home after their summer vacation, And Liz is hoping that all her friends will turn green when they see how she is turned brown.

Well, let's pick them up as they drive into town. Gee, I hope we see someone on the way home. I can't wait for everybody to see my gorgeous son Ted. Oh, oh, there's Harriet. You Harriet!

Slow down, George. I wanted to see my tan. Liz, for heaven's sake, stop waving your leg out the window. How well am I going to show off my tan? I worked hard for it and I want to be sure that people...

Oh, there's the out of Barry. Stop the car. Can't we talk to them later? No. Well, let's go home and get cleaned up. Oh, no, I wanted to see me before I take a bath. I might fade.

Oh, Liz. Mr. Attabary, hey, we're back. Oh, wait till Iris sees my beautiful bronze skin. George boy, hello Liz girl. Hello. Liz girl, hello George boy. Hey, it's good to see you Iris. How are you?