The Two Mothers-in-Law (aka Decoy Ducks)

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Hello everybody. Hello. And now Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. It's Saturday morning and right after breakfast, George went up to the attic to get his decoy ducks, so he could spend the day repainting them.

Well, two hours later, Liz became curious and went up to the attic to see what happened to George and his decoy ducks. George, what in the world have you been doing up here so long? Haven't you found those decayed ducks? That's decoy ducks. Oh George, I just remember what happened to them. You

know the charity was our last fall? Yeah. Guess what we use for targets in the shooting gallery? You mean? Yeah, those little decoys have gone to the great duck pond up yonder. Oh well, I needed new ones anyway. George, we ought to throw away some of this awful trash up here that old iron junk for instance junk that's my muscle building

equipment bad you never use it you know that my shoulders are six inches broader than they were before we got married yes i know and who can i think for that your tailor nonsense i built them up with this barbell then how come when you take your coat off they go back to their premarital size.

I'll try and argue with a woman. I built them up by exercises like this. You lift the... hmm... can't budge it off the floor. What happened to you boy? Very funny. Listen, Liz, if we're going to get rid of anything we ought to sell at old piano you insist on keeping.