Gum Machine-Demand Your Rights

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. It's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Danning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. As we look in on the coupers today, it is breakfast time.

And at the table, a little domestic drama is taking place. George is engrossed in the morning paper and Liz finds herself sitting there with no one to talk to. This of course is a scene which never happens in any other home.

One thing about George though, no matter how interested he is in the paper, when Liz speaks, he comes right to attention. George, you haven't kissed me this morning. Mm. George, I'm talking to you. Mm?

George Cooper, do you want me to set fire to that paper? Yes, dear. All right. You asked for it. Liz, do you smell? Hey, the paper's on fire. Liz, how could you suppose that ever happened?

I lit it. Me and it's all your fault. My fault. I was just sitting here minding my own business. Oh, no, you weren't. I'm your business at the breakfast table. You pay attention to me, not the sports page.

Oh, gee, Liz, I just took a little... Addison spring training started. There've been eleven of us eating breakfast. Yes, you, me, and the Dodgers. Oh, that's your... That's your answer. I am not. How do you think I feel, George? You don't pay any attention to me.

When you kiss me on the cheek, you don't even look up. It might just as well be a lump of putty. Well, no one can say I treat my wonderful wife like that. I'll put the paper away right now.