Womens Club Election

It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Hello, everybody. The new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning brought to you by the Jell-O family of desserts. Hey, hey, how's it going?

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Two people who live together and like it. Late evening at the Cooper's. George is in his easy chair reading a book and Liz is seated at the typewriter typing away at breakneck speed. Liz, Liz, aren't you finished typing yet?

I just have one more sentence to do. Oh, you're not going to stay up another hour, are you? Never mind the cutting remark. It is my fault your typewriter can't spell. What are you working on anyway?

I'll read it to you in a minute. You know how to finish hours ago, but wasn't for those darn kids. What kids? Oh, probably Mr. Woods. Every two minutes they ring the doorbell, and when I answer it they hide.

I haven't heard it. You've been reading. Go again. I'll get on this time. Liz, come back here. That bell is on the typewriter. On the typewriter? Sure, see? Well, that's the stupidest thing I ever heard of.

I can understand a bell on a bicycle, but whoever ran over anyone with a typewriter. It's there in case the secretary falls asleep. It wakes her up when she reaches the end of the line.

Oh. What were you typing anyway? My speech. Pass it up and listen, I want to practice it on you. What speech is it? My acceptance, speech for the woman's club election. Well, congratulations. Thank you. You be my audience.