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It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Gell-O, everybody. Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning and brought to you by the Gell-O family of desserts. J.P. Al Fau.

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And now Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper, two people who live together and like it. Come with us to the quiet little town of Sheridan Falls, and let's look into the little brown house at 321 Bundy Drive where the Coopers live.

They're entertaining George's boss, Mr. Atterbury, and his wife. And the subject under discussion is the forthcoming annual bank outing. Iris, what are you going to wear to the outing? I just can't make up my mind, Liz.

Neither can I. I could wear my new play suit. Oh, no, you don't. Why not? It's a cute play suit. Well, George thinks it's too daring. He says there's too much play and not enough suits.

I suppose I should wear my blue slacks, but I wouldn't be caught dead in them. All the girls have seen them. It's the oddest thing, George, boy. What is, Mr. Adeburn? Two weeks ago, those slacks that Iris wouldn't be caught dead in were the most adorable things in town for 5950.

Good all. And while we're on the subject, why do they call them slacks? I've never seen any in them. Just ignore the virus. The trouble is, Liz, it's hard to figure what to wear to an all day outing like that.