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My Favorite Husband · 1948 · 27 min · 3,812 words

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We present Lucille Ball in my favorite husband. Based on the delightful stories of Isabel Scott-Rorick's gay, sophisticated mystery Mrs. Cougar, starring Miss Ball with Richard Denny. Well, let's look in on the Cougar and see what they're doing.

It's morning, and George Cougar is seated alone at the breakfast table. Liz is helping Katie the maid in the kitchen by fixing the toast. Is the toast ready yet? Oh, just a minute, dear. Now it's ready.

What was that noise I heard? Nothing. Oh, how do you want it's scraped dear, light, medium or charcoal broiled? Oh, it doesn't matter. Well, if you hadn't heard me, you'd never know the difference. Here you are.

Lee, you scraped it too hard. It's back to Brad again. Well, I can't help but it's a toaster's fault. If you'd fix half of things around here. Now, wait a minute. I did fix the toaster.

I tightened the spring yesterday so the toaster would pop up better. Oh, you did that. Well, you made the spring too tight. You better apologize to Katie. What for? She fell into the sink running back to catch a high fly.

It's all right. It's all right. It's all right. Yes. And if it ever learns to throw a curve, we're really in trouble. Well, it's a perfectly good toaster. I'll try to fix it. You'll try to fix it, yeah.

Well, what do you do by a new one? Either that or get Katie a fielder's nit. Oh, George, let's not fight so early in the morning. You know, alright, we'll wait a while. You're so cute, give me a kiss.

Somehow I feel this is going to end up in a new toaster. Oh, be silly. Your morning kisses are like coffee to me. That's how I wake up. Liz, I have a confession to make.

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