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Lizs Birthday
My Favorite Husband · 1950 · 29 min · 3,514 words
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It's time for my favorite husband starring Lucille Ball. Jello, everybody. Yes, it's the gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning, transcribed and brought to you by the Jello family of red letter desserts.
Oh, the big red letters stand for the Jello family. Oh, the big red letters stand for the Jello family. That's Jello. Yum, yum, yum. Jello, pew, yum, yum. Jello, tap. The Oak of the morning's just so mean!
And now Lucille Ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper. Two people who live together and like it. People who live together and like it. As we look in on the coupers, it's morning.
And we find Katie the maid in the kitchen. Liz Cooper is just coming into the room. Good morning Katie. Good morning Mrs. Cooper. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Oh dear, I already put a candle in your grapefruit.
Too bad. I can't understand how I made that mistake. When is your birthday anyway? Never. Huh? I had my last birthday a year ago today. Oh, you've reached that point, huh? It's awful. I never realized, Decady.
Today I'm 33. That's not a good idea. I never realized, Decady. Today I'm 33, that's more than halfway to 35. I'm practically 40. I know. Well, if you aren't going to celebrate it, but it's not baking cake.
I should say not. I don't want anything to even remind me that it's my birthday. Oh, all right. Hmm. What can I do about George? What do you mean? How can I possibly keep him from remembering it's my birthday?
I guess downtown. Katie, that's mean. Why my birthday is the most important day in the year to George. Liz, where are you, honey? I'm out here in the kitchen there. You just watch the fussy makes.
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