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Absentmindedness
My Favorite Husband · 1949 · 24 min · 3,443 words
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It's time for my favorite husband, starring Lucille Ball. Yellow, everybody. Yellow. Yes, it's the new gay family series starring Lucille Ball with Richard Denning. Brought to you by the Jell-O family of desserts. J.T. Oh, oh.
Oh, the Big Red Better Stand for the Jell-O family. That's the Jell-O. Yum, yum, yum. Yellow, pudding, yum, yum. Get out, cat, feel the pudding, get sorry! And now there's seal ball with Richard Denning as Liz and George Cooper.
Two people who live together and like it. Well, as we look in on the coupers, it's about ten o'clock at night. And Liz and George are just coming home. They've put the car in the garage and are walking around the house to the front door.
Brother, that makes me sore. The Ricky's invite us to spend the evening with him and after we drive all the way over there, they aren't even home. Well, that's the last time we make any plans with them.
Liz, are you sure? Stop right there. I know what you're going to say. Are you sure you had the right night? Yes, George. I'm sure. 8 o'clock Saturday night. Oh. What's the matter? Liz, tonight is Friday night.
Oh, no. So yes, we don't go to the Ricky till tomorrow night. You mean you'd go after the way they treated us tonight? They don't even know about it. It's your absent-mindedness that caught this.
Oh, I'm sorry, George, but everybody forgets things sometimes. Granted. But do you have to make a full-time job of it? Oh, I'm not as absent-minded as you try to make out. All right. Open the door.
Why don't you open it? Did you forget your key? No. You borrowed it this morning because you lost yours, remember? Well, I have it right here in my purse. I hear George hold some of these while I look for it.
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