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Television Themes, part 21

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Closet, you been fucking... No, I was like figuring. I mean, but what if it's all the foil? Because the dad's never gonna say anything to Sam. He's never gonna say anything to Clarissa. Because what if she's got the hots for Sam?

That's only reason she lets come in the window. He doesn't want to just shatter her world by being like, look, you don't have the proper equipment for him. And so it goes on and that's why she may drop the towel.

And that's why he climbs down is because he's just like... He climbs down? I got nothing for you. Oh, your ears let her go.

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