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The Wicked Old Witch Pt 1

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Little Hansel was lost in the mountains one day and wandered about for hours until he came to a house. It was the oddest house he had ever seen because it was made of candy. Timmyly Hansel knocked at the door.

An old, old witch opened the door and Hansel could smell candy boiling in a big pot. The big pot. Come in, set the lift. Set in five. So which try to throw him into the pot?

What a handsome fossil you are. Decry. Turn the record and learn what happens to little hands.

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