First Segment

stories from the Bible. I believe the Bible. That's the best part about it. And I tell the stories, I tell them because I believe them. And I believe it just the way it's there. I don't not smart enough to scrutinize and twist eyes and retranslate and water down and spread out and look

under a microscope and think about it for three days and then think about it and try it and maybe do it. When the word says do it, I just do it. Maybe I'm dumb, but I hardly ever lose.

And I got a lot of good company too. A lot of dummies running around that way, praise and Lord. I don't believe it's all spiritualized. Either people come up to me and they say, no, it's you believe that the story of Jonah is actually a spiritual parallel of a metaphor of the third degree with the Ramazudic on

the 12th, 7, Arissa, Harvard and everything. I always say no. I just feel like Jonah was in the boat, you know, and he was trying to get away from the Lord. The Lord told him to do something and he didn't want to do it so he's splitting off in the other direction.

God sent a big fish along, swallowed Jonah. Just went to oral and took him off and took him for three days on the first all air-conditioned submarine ride. And got over there to Nineveh and used the first automatic E.J.A.K. system and just went left and there was Jonah laying up there on the beach.

Now you may think that's kind of crude, but as far as I'm concerned that's good staging. Because can you imagine that nanovite fisherman standing out there surf fishing? And he's just a surf fishing away.