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Dracula's Castle

Song · Mike Sarne · October 8, 2026 · 2 min · 210 words

The transcript of “Dracula's Castle”, an episode of Mike Sarne first broadcast October 8, 2026. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Mike Sarne free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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The Insta Castle of Count Dracula The Dracula of a stranger star is a tale On one they had a little party of a rock and roll And the sex turned pulled the bell With them a ding dong that has got moving Way out around the floor And when they drained the blood from their glasses

They were still streaming far more, yeah The castle of Dracula, the stranger star it to tell When they had a little party of a rock and roll and a sextant, oh the bell The Dracula got restless, he thought there's nobody here but me But then a great big red hot mama came and sat down on his knee

Big red hot mama, all of you, yes I do I'm gonna give you that every big kiss that you can't call When the stories hotel When they had a little party of a rock and wool The hammer sexton Hold the bell Anken then they sang But when the sun rose over the mountain top

Back to their tombs they ran you At the castle and Dracula The strangest story to tell When they had a little party of a rock and wool I'm the Sexton Yeah, the Sexton told the bad

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