Monster Bash
Song · Matt Fink · 4 min · 385 words
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Hello boys and girls! Welcome to the Monster Bash! Tonight you will meet the scariest monsters of all time! What? You don't believe in monsters?
Then why don't you follow me into the alternate part? Whether you don't believe, it should be convinced. At the start of midnight, which is fly by moon Like a cast in evil spells, on children down below Why there's a nice looking young man Except when the world is war Then I run for your lives, please
Otherwise, you could end up as a midnight snack Full moon and wolf may drive away All of them saying it's costing in the words of light Beware of it's fatal might Shoot the silver bullet straight into his hero heart Make sure your name is true or you will meet one of ours Ha ha ha ha!
Look what he has begun My old friend, he's on Look, Master, I have the brain I like my travel with all thank you You Why is it that fragrance monster Don't spray through our view On your eyes with you It's a lie It's a lie Good God It's a lie In the dark castle
There's Dr. Frankenstein Igor fights the body parts For the monster and his bride Under boats of light Very very bright means Sniffy doggy I'm your He's going to find you One isn't that how Dracula I hope Red meets her with lots and lots of fun Otherwise you might lose a few times
Look into my eyes I hope to drink your blood Who's afraid of daylight? Sreeves in and often Lives a blood, takes your soul Never ever let you go lurking in the shadows is out Dracula don't look into his eyes for you will meet your demise black cats and vampire bats scare crows in straw hats
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