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Shopping for a New Suit

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Well, well, well, here's Mama Bloom's brood, who are now Grandma and Grandpa with all appending excitement and hubbub. Of course, they are very, very happy about it, but even with all the happiness,

there falls a little rain into Papa's life. Why? Well, let's listen to Papa, says, Mama, this is all very foolish. Why are you having to go with you to get a mousse-ous? Why? He asks why?

Yes, why? Jake, look, that sous you got on is good enough for you to see people at the hussy. But there are several babies that are going to get named? It's not good. It's not good.

With the babies they are ashamed of it? Because they see it. And they got eyes? Yeah, yeah, they got eyes. Yeah. But would they be ashamed of their grandpa? Drake, it's not you starting an argument with me.

You're going with me to get a new suit? Bit of it. All right. All right. All right. That's where they're going to get it. Do we know anybody out here in Hollywood in the clothing business?

Hmm. So get your new suit? We don't have to know anybody in the clothing business. And it's a good thing. Because in New York, we got to one of your friends. and then he'd lose money, making up food for you, and then he'd be mad at us.

Hey, baby, no, that's my mom, all right. So I'll go with you and get him in the food. That's good, Papa, that's good. What color? Color, black. Black, ha, but 25 years you've been wearing black suits.

No, it's all right, so there are black suits, but I'm not 25 years. You should live so long. This way, Papa. Mama, Mama, don't pull me like that. I know this way, the time. Then, Baba, she'll go in the other way.

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