Heat

M&J audio theater presents Chetcheters Tails From the Morg, He is so nice of you to pay me a visit.

I am Chet Chetter, the more attendant and resident storyteller. It's so sorry about this wretched humidity. The air conditioning is on the fritz and the repairman is always slow to respond. This, perhaps the surroundings, make him squeamish.

Which is unfortunate, you see, in a morgue, things tend to spoil without adequate climate control. Yes, and that reminds me of a story about a man who had difficulty keeping his cool. the tale begins appropriately enough during a broadcast of a television weather report.

Mr. Weatherman, what does the weatherman say today? Will it be warm with skies of gray? Will it be hot for cold or fair? And good morning to you. I'm CJ Carlson with your weekday weather outlook, and the news is quite good for most of the country today. That cool front for receipt a few days ago from Canada is keeping

things comfortable and nice and cool. Looks like we'll continue on that path for at least another three days. Those of you, excuse me, I have a bit of cotton mouth. Those of you in the Midwest may want to look, I am sorry, sorry folks. In the Midwest, we're looking at a upper level disturbance. Can we go to a commercial please?

Go to a commercial. CJ what's the problem? I know I know I'm burning up. Jim I don't think I can go on and get stew to wrap up for me please. We need you on the floor PQ Betty.

Take a look at CJ. Okay. What's the matter sweetheart? You're soaking wet. I'm on fire Betty. Well, let me feel your forehead. Ow! What's the matter? What's the matter? Oh come on now Betty. No no I'm serious.