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Under Two Flags

Lux Radio Theatre · May 24, 1937 · 59 min · 8,633 words

The transcript of “Under Two Flags”, an episode of Lux Radio Theatre first broadcast May 24, 1937. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lux Radio Theatre plays Lux Radio Theatre free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Hollywood, California, Monday, May 24th. The Lux Radio Theatre presents Under 2 Flags. With Herbert Marshall, Olivia de Havilland, Lucy Fellows, and Lionel Atville. Lux presents Hollywood.

Under 2 Flags comes to you through the courtesy of the makers of Lux Flakes. May we thank you for supporting the Lux Radio Theatre through your regular use of Lux. Tonight, our stars are Herbert Marshall, Olivia de Havilland, Lupy Velas, and Lionel Atward.

Our guest, Miss Fanshan of the famous team of Fanshaun and Marco, now Hollywood's first major studio woman producer, and Louis Van Denekker, formed former sergeant in the French foreign region. Our producer, Cecil B. DeMille, our conductor, Louis Pilman.

So do we welcome you to another hour in Hollywood. Before starting our play, let me say that from all I hear, lucked flakes seem to be mighty popular with modern fries. They're not going to risk dishpan hands if they can help it.

They know that we men don't like red rough hands. Such a hand feels coarse and unpleasant, makes a man wince inside, so naturally he tries not to show it. Mrs. John Maguire, who was married this year, puts it very well when she says, She says, maybe men respect them, but believe me, they don't admire dishpan hands.

I'm not going to have them thanks to luck. As Mrs. McGuire knows, luck's guards against dishpan hands. It has no harmful alkali to dry and roughen the skin. You'll find it speeds up dishwashing, too.

I turn the microphone over now to Hollywood celebrated producer and star-finder. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cecil B. Jamill. Greetings from Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen. Tonight's production of Under Two Flags recalls memories of the Golden Age on Broadway.

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