Clarence

From Hollywood, California, the Lux Radio Theatre presents Bob Burns in Clarence with Gayo Patrick and Thomas Mitchell. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, may I welcome you to your Lux Radio Theatre. For it is your loyalty to Lux Toilets Open Lux Lakes that makes this program possible.

We want you to know that we sincerely appreciate your enthusiasm for our products. Tonight Lux Toilets Open for Stars brings you Bob Burns Gayo Patrick, Thomas Mitchell Johnny Downs, Jane Bryan and Eileen Pringle in that great comedy Clarence and a special guest, Mr. Tom English, Mayor of Bob Burns hometown Van Burenockensaw and Mrs. Tae Garnett, Hollywood's only movie camera woman.

Lewis Silvers conducts our orchestra and here back in Hollywood is the producer of the Lux Radio Theatre. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Cecil V. DeMille. Greetings from Hollywood ladies and gentlemen. gentlemen. One afternoon many years ago, the peace and serenity of the pretty country town of Van Buren, Arkansas was shattered by a mysterious roar and trumpeting, a fearful sound

that sent the startled inhabitants flying into the streets. Frantic phone calls poured into the sheriff's office, and then a handful of brave souls banded together and traced it to Haman's plumbing shop. There in the backyard stood young Mr. Bob Burns, demonstrating the natural results of close cooperation between a length of gas pipe, an old funnel, and a pair of robust lungs. People called it bedlam. Bob

called it a bazooka. Years passed before the world took to its bosom the bazooka and its creator. Years during which Bob became a peanut farmer, grew hay for a living, and was a civil engineer in Salt Lake City. To further delay his career, they started a war, and the United States Marines claimed his services. But back he came with his home spun tails and his homemade