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Build Apartments for Free

Lum and Abner · April 28, 1942 · 11 min · 2,084 words

The transcript of “Build Apartments for Free”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast April 28, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I mean, I believe that's our ring. I know his law, ma, believe you're right. Oh, see. Hello, Johnum Downstone. This is Love and Abner. See what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Comes attempt to lure Cedric in his tent away from in front of the Johnum Downstone with a pinball machine failed when Cedric bought the pinball machine himself.

But this mishap was counterbalanced by what Love and Abner think is good fortune. A squire skimp informed him that he might be able to secure a friend of his who is a famous building contractor to build the proposed wonderful world apartments.

As we look in on the little community today we find Avner in the Jotam Downster Run Library and with him is Grand Pappy Spears. Well I don't think we got a book like that in the library grandpa.

Oh yes you have Avner. I was reading in here just the other day. Oh, nice. It's called a Junior Mystic Fortune Teller's Guide. I know it's here summer. Well, I don't see what you want to say to book is that for no way.

Well, to make some money, that's what I'm wanting for. To make some money. Ah, pretty, pretty. And don't you, Priddle Praddle me, Adam P. Body. Well, how are you gonna make any money out of a thing like this?

Well, I'm gonna tell Fortune's what you think I'm gonna do. Cedric's giving me a place in his tent out there, and I'm gonna charge 10 cents of Fortune. Make big money in it. I can wear that books at.

And just a minute, Grandpa, how do you expect to find a place in Cedric's tent? He's already got it filled up with his lemonade stand, that pinball machine. Don't worry, I'll find... Here we are, here we are right here.

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