Press Prints Money
Lum and Abner · March 17, 1942 · 11 min · 2,054 words
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I don't believe that's our ring. I know his law, my believe you're right. Well, see. Hello, Johnum Nounstor. This is Love & Abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Mysterious things are happening these days.
Dowd Janie Smith has failed to return to Pine Ridge when he said he would. The stranger, Mr. Adams, is still in town asking Cedric a lot of questions. And Love & Abner are still trying to solve the mystery of Cedric's sudden wealth.
As we look in on the little community today, we find Abner in the Jotam Downs store and library attempting to get some information from Cedric. I'm getting all this morning. Well, I ain't going to tell, Mr. Abner. I got magic power, I think.
Well, how do you work on Magic Power? Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. Now, don't just stand there and giggle, Cedric. Now tell me. Oh, ha-ha-ha-ha. I ain't going to do it. to do it. I don't know that you're the exasperating this one boy I ever knowed my line you order respect your elder Cedric and tell them what they
ask you. I tell him nothing. Listen Cedric if you let me in on your secret I'll give you anything you want. You've already got everything I want ordered from the mail order house. There's anything else that won't I got the money to buy it to.
Yeah that's right ain't it. Cedric do you You recollect when you was a young one and you had a broke arm and I come over and set up with you. Oh, that was Mr. Long that done that.
Oh, well, it was my idea though, I think. I was when I told him to do it. I'm not sure I wasn't. I sent you over a whole big sack of gumdrops to do, I think.
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