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Wearing Diogenes' Clothes

Lum and Abner · March 9, 1942 · 11 min · 2,235 words

The transcript of “Wearing Diogenes' Clothes”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast March 9, 1942. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I believe that's our ring. I know, this llama, I believe you're right. No, Cindy. Hello, Johnum Downstone. This is Lumb and Abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Since the Hodge and his Smith made his quick journey out of town and left Lumb in full charge of his affairs, Lumb has been taking his job pretty seriously.

There's one thorn in his side, however. The Hodge and his also told Cedric to carry on his work for him until he returned. As we look in on the little community today, we find Lum and Abner in their Joffam Down store and library.

Are they lame-sakes? I'm wearing a world and you get that suit. Ah, look in it, Abner. Well, it makes you look awful skinny, Mom. That thing ain't big enough for you. Yeah, I'll admit it, you little tight.

I might have to let out a little. Oh, yeah. But don't I remind you somebody in this outfit? No, I don't recollect anybody I know that looked that away. Except you that ain't dances it. No, no, it's not hard. Look at me close See Uncle Henry Lunsford no Say I don't know Wait a minute now I have sold a suit like that before oh, I know

Dodgy needs has got one something like that. Well, what do you mean something like it exactly like this because this is his suit He did. What have you done with his suit on? Oh, I was talking to sister Simpson this morning, and she said dogs and he's went on that trip so fast.

He never taken these other clothes with him, and she wanted her if he might want them. Oh. So I said, I'd send them to him. Well, how can you send them to him, Mom? We don't even know what city he went to.

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