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Is Circulation Manager

Lum and Abner · February 19, 1942 · 14 min · 2,616 words

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The makers of Alka Seltzer bring you Lum and Abner. You know folks, I've got an idea that one of the main reasons why so many of you enjoy these regular radio visits with Lum and Abner is because folks down in Pine Ridge usually take things sort of slow and easy.

It's a different from the life most of us are forced to live in this busy, exciting world these days. We hurried to work in the morning. We hurried through our day's work, hurried through supper, and then if we're not too tired, we hurry out for the evening to get some relaxation.

Well, it's no wonder that headaches, nervous indigestion, and other minor stomach upsets occasionally put us all for stride these days. Now, if you're one of those folks who are always on the go, I just hope for your sake that yours is an Alcasulsor home.

For if you are Alcasulsor-wise, you already know how quickly and pleasantly it can ease your discomfort on those occasions when some common ache or pain causes distress. And if you don't know from experience how helpful Alcasulsor can be, take the word of the thousand who found out and try it. Take Alka Seltzer for relief and occasional headaches,

nervous indigestion, sour upset stomach, heartburn, muscular aches and pains, and morning after misery. You'll feel better fast. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, everyone in Pine Ridge is still going out of his way to be be honest, kind, and generous in an effort to win the $10,000 that the Ojini Smith is offering

to the town's most model citizen. However, little has been seen him to Ojini's lately as he's been working late at night printing his pamphlets in the workshop, which the old fellows fixed up for him in the feed room. As we're looking on the little community today, we find Abner in the Jotam Down store and library. Lom has just returned from his pamphlet-delivering

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