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Squire Mousey's Manager

Lum and Abner · December 30, 1941 · 11 min · 1,929 words

The transcript of “Squire Mousey's Manager”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast December 30, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I don't believe that's our ring. I know this law, my believe is right. No, see. Hello, Johnum Downstorm. This is Ramen Abner. Amelle? That's what's going on down in Pine Ridge. The new boxing promoter is still unsuccessful in getting his protege, mousie gray mad enough to fight Iron-Nike, and win the $1000, which the carnival is offering to anyone who can knock out that man of steel.

of steel. There are only a few days left before the carnival comes to Pine Ridge, so Lum is using all the pressure he can to change Mouse's mind. As we're looking on a little community today, we find Cedric in charge of the Jopam Down store as Squire's camp has just entered. Listen.

Howdy Mr. Squire. Well, hello, Cedric number one. Howdy Mr. Squire. Oh, I said We're about to rum an Abner. Well, they ain't here. Mr. Abner's out making some delivers and Mr. Lums over talking to Gusi Hogan.

Or Gusi Gray, that's her name now. Rums over talking to Gusi. Where I thought that little romance was over now that she and Malthy have been united in blissful macromoleons. Well, it ain't no romance.

Lums just trying to get Gusi to talk He's a talk mousy into fighting iron ice. Iron ice? When he were old as iron ice, Henry. Oh, he's a box fighter. He's coming to Pine Ridge with the carnival this week.

Oh, yes, yes. I believe I did notice that name on the posters around town is, well, just iron ice is a professional fighter. Little mousy gray wouldn't be a match for a man like him, Henry.

You see, that mousy can whip him, I believe. Oh, cut cut said. Mousey can whip anybody. Did you hear about him whipping Mr. Lumb and Mr. Snake? Well, yes, yes, of course, Edrick. But that still doesn't put him in a class with a fighter like this, aren't I?

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