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Mousey Knocks Lum Out

Lum and Abner · December 22, 1941 · 11 min · 1,829 words

The transcript of “Mousey Knocks Lum Out”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast December 22, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I don't know if any of them are blue as our ring. I know this lama. I believe you're right. No, see, hello, John. I'm down store. This is love and after. Enough. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge.

Snake Hogan is seeing to it that the romance between his sister, Gussie and Lumb progresses steadily, if not very ardently, and Abner's efforts to extricate Lumb from this unhappy alliance only served to get him into a deeper. As we're looking on the little community today, we find the old fellows in their combined Jotham Down store, Bakery and Library.

Lum is on the telephone. Yeah, well, I'll try to make it if I can. I got a heap of work to do here to store. Yeah, it may keep me tied up all evening, Snake. You what? Oh, well, in that case, I I reckon I can make it all right.

Yeah, I'll be there, Snake. Goodbye. Hey, are you going over to the Hogan's is again the night long? Yeah, wrecking so. Right, Dobby. You been over there for three nights, hand running. How many of you over there this evening?

Well, you don't have to do everything at Snake Hogan's says, do you? No, I don't have to, but I don't know. He gets that certain tone to his voice says his sister, Gus is expecting me.

It sounds just like he's talking out of the barrel of that gun. He's all his polishing. Is he still polishing on that thing? Yeah, every night he sits there in the rocker, polishing a gun, telling the same jokes over and over.

Well, Gus is sitting on the lounge and blushes and giggles the same way. And then Ms. Hogan gets the scary scope and shows me the same pictures. Well. I saw that picture of Niagara Falls four dozen times.

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