Invents Prune Bread
Lum and Abner · December 8, 1941 · 10 min · 1,823 words
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I think I'm gonna believe it's our ring. I know the alarm I'll be right. No, see. Hello, Johnum Downstorm. This is Ramen Abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, the cook stove is in, the stove pipe is up from down store, is definitely underway.
Lumb, self-appointed head chef, has already started inventing new bakery products, much to the distress of Abner, who has been given the job of tasting these new products. As we look in on the little community, it's early morning, and we find love with the cook stove.
Ran in pappy spares is still studying the almanac, and Abner has just entered the store. Good morning, Abner. Morning. Ah. You know, looks as surprised as you see me. Well, what in the world are you doing down here at the store this early, long?
Well, I've been here ever since five o'clock this morning. Five o'clock? Yes, sir. Oh, you ain't got that insomniers back again, have you? Of course not. I just have to get down early in the morning to do the bacon for the bakery.
Oh. That's the way the whole big importance chest does. Well, I do know five o'clock. Ain't it off a lonesome down here that time of the day? No, no. I should be busy mixing up bread and stuff.
I never even noticed it. So I grandpa showed up about five-thirty setting up with her. Well, I do know. I know that's the earliest he's made a judge, you know what? Look at him sitting over, studying at Almanac like his life depended on it.
Yeah, he said he had to get in a couple of extra hours this morning because he had to knock off early this afternoon and take Aunt Charity to some committee meeting at the church. Well, he acts like somebody hard him to read that thing, you know what?
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