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Prince to Heal Lum's Leg

Lum and Abner · October 30, 1941 · 11 min · 1,701 words

The transcript of “Prince to Heal Lum's Leg”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast October 30, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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I agree with you, I believe that's our ring. I know it's llama, I believe you're right. No, see. Hello, Johnum Downstorm. This is Roman Abner. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge.

Well, the night of the big demonstration has arrived, and everyone is at the schoolhouse to see Prince Alikush, the Hindu miracle man, mysteriously he lums broken leg. What the people don't know is that Lumb's leg isn't really broken.

And what even Lumb and Abner don't know is that the Prince is as phony as Lumb's fractured limb. As we're looking on the little community now, it is night. We find Squire's Kimp and the Prince in a small anti-room back of the platform at the rear of the school room.

Well, I was just out in the front of the house lowering his pack. Now we better go ahead and get the demonstration started. I believe we've got all inside now I don't know whether I can go through with this or not, Squire.

What's the matter? I don't know. I just got a bad hunch on a whole deal. Oh, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck, tuck. This is a scene. Oh, yeah. Oh, so I'll introduce you and then call for someone that wants up.

You say a little hope was focused over him. He's a yolk's down off the platform and the whole thing's over. Yeah, yeah, but I'm still worried about some of the mother punks with broken bones leaping up on that platform.

What do I do then? Well, you know, don't you worry about that. I had a little talk with Lum, and I told him that it was necessary for him to get up on the platform as soon as possible.

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