Big Show at Schoolhouse
Lum and Abner · October 28, 1941 · 11 min · 1,970 words
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I believe that's our ring. I know the alarm I'll believe you're right. No see. Hello, Johnum Downstone. This is Ramin Abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, Lum has paid his $500 to acquire skimp, and the full evening has been arranged down at the schoolhouse for the night when Prince Alike Hush will miraculously heal
Lum's steak broken leg. At least the town's focal pinkies healing the leg, and Lum will be able to throw away his crutches and look his fellow citizens in the face again. As we're looking on the little community today, we find Lum and Dad having a real prince in Pine Ridge.
I wish now to head that prince, cure me the first day he was found. And there was a sick anything in my life as I am the advantage of these crutches. Well, I never did know why he waited so long to have him put on his show.
Oh, that was Squires, I think. He said we had him around town and got everybody to talk about him and then advertised it good that he could heal broke bones and then come near believing it when he healed me.
Well, now he may have been right about it too long. I never have saw this town as excited in my life as they have been since the Prince has been here. Oh, it's a great event. Big honor for a little town like us to have a real prince stand here.
These women folks around town are all racing to see which would be the first one to have a party for her. I think Lou Eller Bates wanted those. Lou Eller having a party burn? Yeah, tomorrow night. It's going to be formal, he said, after where I coped.
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