New Teacher Miss Fredericks

I don't believe that's our ring. I know, Gislop, I'll believe you're right. Oh, see. Hello, Johnum Downstor. This is Lumben Abner. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Now that Lumben Abner have given up their modern sales methods and stopped bothering their customers, business at the Johnum Downstor has picked up again

and is running along smoothly. Lumb spends his time finding things to add up on his new adding machine, but Abner refuses to have anything to do to do with a new convenience. As we look in on my little community today, we find Abner over at the Jotam down store talking over the telephone. He ain't here, is he? Why, he ought to be back now,

he just went over to the cover of some store to get the mail. Ah, ah, when? Oh, ah, ah. Yeah, ah, I'll tell you. Howdy, howdy, howdy. Just a minute, hey. Excuse me, Abner, and there were I noticed you talking on a telephone.

Yeah, sit down, Grandpa. Sit down, sit down. Be done, Harry. Just a minute. Was there anything else, history? All right. No, I told her I told. Goodbye. Well, how you today, Grandpa? Oh, just puree to the cat bird.

So don't come over and beat your game of checkers just for practice. Yeah, I'll play it. But you better do your practicing before you get over here if you expect to beat me. I'll tell you that right now.

Sassy, fast. Sassy, fast. Beat you up one hand. Anybody that lets Mose Mose be some ain't gonna give me no trouble. I never let Mose be no such thing. Well, that's what they're telling down here at the barbershop.