Practicing Jujitsu Holds
Lum and Abner · September 8, 1941 · 10 min · 1,793 words
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The makers of Alka Seltzer bring you Lum and Abner. looking on the little community today we find lemonabner over at Lumshouse hiding
out. Well I love we can't just leave the store closed up all the time we're gonna lose all the business we got. Had it closed all day Saturday and all day today. Well if you want to go down there and open it up go right ahead. No I don't want to go down there by myself. Well I don't I'll tell you not by myself I
So you've talked about for days, why don't we open up the store? I don't want to go down there by myself or with somebody. And you've been some nervous and jumpy since you give that fella that box last Friday that you got me scared now.
You better be scared. You're into this as much as me. We broke the law, is what we done? Well, it's a law. Why, sure. That fella devil left the box there in our bank for safekeeping.
We ain't supposed to take nothing out of there. Well, when we give that fella the box Friday, well, he never looked to see you or the diamonds was in there, no. No, but they'll find out, they ain't in there, when he gives the box to Mr. Devereaux.
But I'm dear to, they'll think we stole them and come down here and start shooting before they ask any questions. Oh, my goodness. Well, we want steel, huh? You was gonna take in the Miss Barnes and the Frank Kansas City.
Yeah, but I couldn't tell him that. I already had them in my hands at you. Yeah. Besides, I didn't want to give them back till I found out if they'd been stolen or not. Well, they bound to have been stowed diamonds long.
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