Dealing with Stolen Jewels
Lum and Abner · September 2, 1941 · 12 min · 2,252 words
The transcript of “Dealing with Stolen Jewels”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast September 2, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The makers of Alka Seltzer bring you Lumb and Abner. All of you listeners who are well acquainted with Lumb and Abner know that Lumb is famous for his very active imagination. But even Lumb, for all of his imagination, admits that he can't exaggerate when it comes to talking about the kind of relief that Alka Seltzer offers for acid and digestion.
Lumb says that the only way a person can appreciate just how effective Alka Seltzer can be is to try it. And that's the truth, friends. Words can't begin to describe how much better Alka-Celcer can help you feel when acid indigestion causes you discomfort.
Now, there's a sound scientific reason why Alka-Celcer is so effective, but I don't think you're especially interested in that for what you want to know is, and it really will leave my acid indigestion. And the answer to that is yes. Try it and see.
You can get Alka-Celcer at all drug stores by the package and also by the glass of the soda fountain. Remember when you take Alka-Selcer for acid indigestion, you feel better, fast. And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge.
Lomondabner accidentally discovered a small sack of diamonds in a secret compartment of a box of insurance papers, which a stranger left with them for safekeeping. The old fellows now have reason to believe the diamonds are part of a famous collection owned by a Mrs. Barrington of Kansas City, and they fear they might have been stolen.
As we look in on the little community today, we find Lum, alone at the store. Abner is just entering. Listen. Where in the world have you been? I've been out looking for you. You walked right out and left the store wide open too.
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