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The makers of Alka-Celcer, bring you Lum and Abner. I was talking with Grandpappy Spears down in Pine Ridge the other day and he told me something

I think all you oldsters in our radio audience ought to know. You see, Grandpappy's well-nigh under 80 years young, and like many other older folks, he's troubled occasionally with muscular aches and pains. Well, sir, Grandpappy told me that whenever those muscles in his arms and legs and back After acting up, he just fixes himself a glass of alkyselcer, drinks it, and it's almost

no time before he gets relief. Now if muscular aches and pains cause you discomfort every once in a while, why don't you try alkyselcer? It's really surprising how quickly a glass of sparkling alkyselcer can help take the kinks out of sore, aching, painful muscles.

Yes, it's just as effective for these common joykillers as it is for headaches, for acid indigestion and in cold distress. be sure to try it. Now, if you're having a package of Alka-Seltzer tablets in your home now, get one from your drugist right away.

I know you'll be glad you did." And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Lum and Abner have so much confidence in their new bank they're even putting their own money into it.

Lum made a trip to the county seat today and drew out their balance of some $4,000 from the bank there, and now the total deposits of the Pine Ridge United Bank have swelled to nearly $5,000. As we're looking on our old friends now, Lum has just returned from the county seat, and we find him and Abner down at the store.