(xx) Special Routine For Alka-Seltzer
Lum and Abner · August 19, 1941 · 10 min · 1,630 words
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I'll make up your mind what you're going to do, Abner. Well, I've got the halftime to thank it over, Lon.
Well, you've been two hours deciding on it. Well, I want to be sure I'm right. This is a turning point, right, Chair? Well, I've got the where I despise the play checkers with you. Well, quick talk in so much, Lon.
I can't concentrate and you yes and at me all the time. Oh, all right. Take your turn. That was our aim, wasn't it? I don't know. I never paid no thinking. Let's see here, what on how to do.
Yeah, yeah, that's ours, that's ours. I don't agree. Well, sure, I believe I'm going to move right here, Lon. Yeah, move right there, right there. Yeah, that's our range. More likely somebody calling up on order from groceries.
Just about what it is. Just about. Go ahead, move. Hey, let's see. How granny, you got me cornered, ain't you? Yeah. answer the phone before they run our batteries down. Well you answered. You're the closest.
Oh, Granny. Must be some woman. Nobody else would be that stubborn-headed. Looks like she'd know when we never answered. They ain't nobody here. Hello? Y'all down store? I'm at her doing the talking. Who? Oh, hi, dear sister Simpson.
I'm from this part of the old one. Well, I reckon so. We're all for busy right now. I'm always using these ones. Just a minute. Get up and some paper admirant. Take down this order.
You're gonna want to batch your stuff, dead lamin'. I ain't got no paper. Anything to write on there. Oh, yeah. There's a old letter I got in my pocket here. I just put it down on it.
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