Inventing A Way To Make Things Fall Sideways
Lum and Abner · June 24, 1941 · 12 min · 1,790 words
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Our ring, time for long enough. Long, long enough. Long down in pine reds.
While inspecting the recently acquired Professor Hinkle-Dorf property, Norman Abner discovered a room full of chemicals, evidently where the old professor had been conducting his experiments. Long was especially fascinated by the laboratory and proceeded to make a few experiments of his own.
The last we heard was a terrific explosion. As we're looking at a little community today, we find Grandpa Pispheres over at the Jocken Down store discussing the catastrophe for happiness. Oh, I thought he wasn't going to show you they were here in such an explosion in your life, Grandpa.
Well, I never had them now, but it was floated, and we don't know what it was. See, we were over there looking at places where we bought for the taxi. used to long old professor Hinkle-Dohner.
Yeah, I knew about that. Well, he was an inventor, scientific, I believe, and I'm saying, oh, here, he was also to your sort of a killer in the way. Well, we found that everybody done his own things.
All kinds of models of different kinds of stuff sitting around on the shelves in here. Well, I'm got the zen in them. Found this one model that had, don't mix with water, load on it.
And you know what I mean? How curious he is. Nothing would do till he tried it. He mixed it now. Yeah, I was down at the barn with Savic when it happened. We here to explore, we can run up to the house.
Tom Longstatt stepped out there in the dining room, just as cold as a cucumber. Oh, I do know. Why so under and he was killing him. It was off. He hadn't been standing right in the door, loaded him into the next room.
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