Owe Taxes on Rabbits
Lum and Abner · June 17, 1941 · 10 min · 1,675 words
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All right, time for Lomondabner. Lomondabner. Lomondabner made a bad mistake yesterday when talking with Squire skimp. He mostingly raised the value of their rabbits to $10 a pair.
Only to learn later that the Squire had just been appointed deputy taxes assets. As we look in on our fence today, we find Lomondabner and Cedric down at the John Brown store. Lomondabner is still trying to figure out some way to get those taxes reduced.
How many rare big did you count? I never finished counting. Cedric's doing it though. Well he'll get it all mixed up. You're counting yourself. I just can't do it now. I get to bed blame sleepy before I get down counting and things. I just can't finish him.
Sleepy? Yeah, it's just like counting sheep. Get up to about a hundred and the first thing I know why Cedric's waking me up again. me up again. Goodness sakes. I say as I believe they work better than she.
I don't want it Cedric to go find Squire's skimp for me. Well don't bother him now, Alum. He's been interrupted twice and had to start over again. Well we've got to see Squire before he sends out assessment into the text collector.
Yeah, well he's over at the barbershop. Or a lot of hologos. Yeah, call him up and get him over here. Now I believe I can talk him down on that assessment. And you had no business telling him if damn language was worth $10 a pair in the first place.
Well, I never know he was a deputy taxist, has he? He'd taken that advantage of us, is what he'd done. Yes, snake and the weed. The order makes him tell us where a sign only's had, like the invented works on trains, saying conductor.
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