Dress Dummy Like Woman

The makers of Alka Seltzer, bring you Lumb and Abner. I know that you folks are all mighty glad out there to have Lumb and Abner back on the job again,

bringing you their programs from down in Pine Ridge. And you know, being on the job these days is mighty important to all of us. That's why it's a downright shame that hundreds of men and women went to work this morning, suffering with a miserable headache.

Did you, or did you remember what we've said about how quickly and pleasantly Alka Seltzer offers real relief for this common joykiller. Well, you should take Alka-Selcer whenever a headache threatens to slow you down.

And here's why. Now, the analgesic pain reliever, which it contains, is in a different, highly effective form. Because it is in complete solution when you take it, it's ready to go to work without the usual delay, to give you the kind of comforting relief you want.

What's more, when your headaches are comforted by acid and digestion, suggestion, as is often the case, when you eat or drink or smoke too much, Alka-Celser offers quick relief for this discomfort too, by neutralizing excess gastric acidity.

So be wise friends, while at a headache or acid-indigestion make you feel mean and miserable, when Alka-Celser offers such prompt, pleasant relief. Next time, ask your drugist for Alka-Celser. He has it by the package and also serves it by the glass at the soda fountain.

Now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well, Cedric Wiehunt had a very brief career as business manager of the Jotam Down store. After a few profitable deals in his own behalf, Plumb and Abner believed the boy to be a business genius.