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Grandpap to Buy Mule

Lum and Abner · June 2, 1941 · 14 min · 2,505 words

The transcript of “Grandpap to Buy Mule”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast June 2, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Now, no good of all, the other, then the alum and the admir. The enjoyment out of these alum and the admir programs, with their old-fashioned, foreign and amusing arguments,

these two other the old characters, all of those things that make us feel better, don't they? And that's what Alka Salsa does, too. It helps you feel better. For example, when a poo-joe disagrees with you, and as a result, you suck a little acid in the injection and upset stomach in the dull headache.

Let alkasulsor set you right. Remember, alkasulsor offers you twofold relief from your discomfort. The alkalizing ingredient, which it contains, offers false relief by reducing the excess acid condition in your stomachs, usually the immediate cause of your distress.

And at the same time, alkasulsor's analgesic pain reliever quickly relieves the bell headache, which so frequently accompanies an upset stomach. Well, it's the quick-acting analgesic pain reliever, plus the alkalizer in our catholic that has made it such a favorite with millions of people the country over tells yourself the next time the food you will disagree with you

yes take our catholic or acid and digestion and hotburn for muscularics and pains and fatigue for cold stress and morning after me to you feel better fast and now we take you to pine lids Well, Londonadner are still having trouble getting their jot and down store underway again.

About the only results of their first week's business is the accumulation of a closed dummy, ten-thirds of rabbits in the mule that's have-notrated for, but still no cache. As we look around the little community today, it's early morning, and we find admin down at the store building new crates for the rabbit.

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