Memorial Day Ceremonies
Lum and Abner · May 30, 1941 · 14 min · 2,488 words
The transcript of “Memorial Day Ceremonies”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast May 30, 1941. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.
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The Makers of Alka Peltzer are proud to bring you those two loveable old-baby old friends of yours, Lum and Abner. Today's decoration day and Lum and Abner join you in hoping all of you had an enjoyable holiday.
It's fun to have a holiday now and then, so we'll take a trip to go visit in or have friends drop in, but be careful for these are the times when we usually eat and drink and smoke too much.
Keep low to ours and overindulge. Now, you know, of course, that it's never wise. You've got to access in anything you do. But if you forget your better judgment over this weekend, be sure to remember Alka Sauser.
With Alka Sauser comes to your rescue fast when too good a time causes you to be distressed by a head of an upset stomach, acid and digestion, or that miserable morning after feeling. Well, thanks to the unique combination of of scientific test and ingredients which it contains, Alka Seltzer, Alka's surprisingly fast relief in all of these common after the
party ills. So be prepared, wherever you go, take along your Alka Seltzer and never been without a package of Alka Seltzer tablets in your home, especially when your weekend plans go for big times. Now if you're having any Alka Seltzer handing now, be wise, get a package from your graduates tonight on a motor shore.
And now we take you to a fine ridge, today doing the Memorial Day, a rum and a I'm seated on the front porch of his home. Happy to hear his chest approaching. Yeah, come on up on the gallery and sit, Abner.
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