Reopen Store

The makers of Alka Seltzer are proud to present for your enjoyment those two likable, lovable old radio friends of yours, Lum and Abner. Yes friends, your ears didn't deceive you. Lum and Abner in person are back to entertain you.

And I know that many thousands of you listeners join me in welcoming these two lovable characters from Pine Ridge back to the air. Two, it seems quite fitting that another old friend of yours should be the one to make these radio visits with Lum and Abner possible.

I'm referring, of course, to Alka Seltzer. You know, in many respects, Lum and Abner and Alka Seltzer are very much alike. They're both friendly. They both help you forget your troubles, and they're always dependable.

If you happen to be a Lum and Abner fan who's never experienced the amazing relief that Alka The Alka Seltzer offers for headaches, acid indigestion, minor stomach upsets, muscular aches and pains, and in cold distress.

May we suggest that you do not put off crying it any longer. For you'll find Alka Seltzer a most pleasant and effective remedy for these common ailments. And so when you hear Lum and Abner on the air, we hope you'll remember that Alka Seltzer is a good friend to have in your home, too.

Because it offers you and your family pleasant relief for so many unpleasant ailments. And now we take you to Pine Ridge. You know that a jot-and-down store was temporarily closed over a year ago. Well it's been announced that the mercantile establishment will be reopened today.

As we look in on the little community now it's early morning and we find Lum and Dabner standing at the front door of their store. Now I'll be dead, blame you if that ain't your fine how you do.