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Wants Old-Fashioned Store

Lum and Abner · March 27, 1940 · 12 min · 2,109 words

The transcript of “Wants Old-Fashioned Store”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast March 27, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Let's go see Rob's view of his. He's still a post-em. No, no, no, no. He's still a post-em. The favorite newsman goes to millions of them out in homes. The home service is two lovable old characters in the world country, Ramen Dabner.

Be sure to listen to him and post him in the mountains about the old fellow that's the cause of this program. Many people have gone through the same thing. I think he thinks, well, what's wild to hear about more than black experience.

She went along, never knew what it was, she was a nice thief. She'd hop in the bed, maybe it'd be for a few minutes, and then almost like a baby. Gump off, peace goes, good, sour, sweet.

But one night when she turned lost the light, she couldn't let the thief. She lay wide awake, staring up at the darkness. She'd call, she turned. It was at hours, so she succumbed. And after that first miver of those sleepless nights, she had many more just like it.

What happened to her? What became different from her sound sleepers to her restless wide-awaited homereacts. And that's the call of nerves. Coffee nerves. That will have to be made due to the call of nerves everybody nerves, because it doesn't.

Many people can drink coffee without any ill-affected oils, but many others cannot. Or if you suffer from nerves, you nerve-gmose can cause irritability or indigestion, and his well-heated business. The things you think copper may be the brain, or even partly the brain, they try it right now to switch their coasters.

A coasters contains no caffeine, no steam in the room of any kind. It can't possibly affect your nerves. You've always seen hot coasters. It has a distinctive full-body so good it's more than the favor of your time cranking millions of homes.

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