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Women's Assoc. Formed

Lum and Abner · February 14, 1940 · 14 min · 2,334 words

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If coping gives you indigestion, switch to postums. The makers of postums. The favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes present those two lovable old characters from the hill country, Marlman Dabner. Most of you folks listening I know are not ones to advertise your troubles. But if you suffer from indigestion,

what more blaring and protestment could there be for that fact In the sour ill-tempered disposition, an upset digestion is almost sure to give you. Maybe coffee knows it's a blame for your indigestion, or it's common knowledge that while many people can drink coffee without having their digestion upset, many others should never touch it.

So if you're one of those, if you think coffee spoils your digestion, be sensible and switch to postum, or postum can't possibly have any bad effect. It contains no caffeine or stimulant of any kind.

And because of the distinctive, full-bodied flavor that's Postam's home, this grand mealtime drink has become the favorite in millions of American homes. And you can get Postam in any of your favorite restaurants and hotels when you dine out.

So there's every reason if coffee gives you a digestion to start drinking Postam instead of coffee. Make the change right away. And after giving Postam a really fair trial, for two weeks see if your digestion and your disposition aren't much improved. Ask your groceries for post-room tomorrow.

And now let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Well friends, the men's protected association formed in Pine Ridge to defend the husbands against the unreasonable demands made by their wives and given them so many new privileges that they now claim that a thorough success. The feminine population seems completely dominated.

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