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Standing up to Lizabeth

Lum and Abner · February 7, 1940 · 14 min · 2,253 words

The transcript of “Standing up to Lizabeth”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast February 7, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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Switch to post them. Minkers of post them. The favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes present those two lovable old characters from the hill country, Lao-Mend Avenue.

But that ever happened, that just when it would be to your advantage to making a special good impression on someone, say your boss or a customer, or somebody else, that you just aren't feeling your best, that your disposition suffers because of indigestion.

It's not only disadvantage but really a pity to let an upset digestion make you grouchy and irritable. So stop and think, maybe coughing or just a blame for it. For the simple reason that while many people can drink coffee and not feel upset, many others just can't take coffee.

So let me suggest, if you should see no stimulant, nothing that could possibly upset your digestion, Postam has its own distinctive full-body flavor. Steaming in the cupboards are truly heartening, cheering meal-time drink. And you can easily afford Postam, too, for it actually costs less than one half cent a cup.

By all means, friends, if coffee is spoiling your digestion and making life miserable, give up coffee and drink Postam instead. Think if your digestion doesn't improve even in a few days. And after two weeks long enough to give post-film a really fair trial, see if you don't actually heartening cheering meal time drink.

And you can easily afford post-film too, or it actually costs less than one half cent a cup. By all means friends, if coffee is spoiling your digestion and making life miserable, give up coffee and drink post-health, see if you don't honestly feel a whole lot better, Thanks to switching to postmen.

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