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Has Second Thoughts

Lum and Abner · January 17, 1940 · 14 min · 2,258 words

The transcript of “Has Second Thoughts”, an episode of Lum and Abner first broadcast January 17, 1940. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). Lum and Abner plays Lum and Abner free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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You and the guests in. Switch to Postam. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. This is a Postam. The favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes presents those two other beloved old characters from the hill country, well, I'm in admin.

There was sometimes a vacation at the end of a day to complain that everything went wrong today. Well, when that happens, why not ask yourself in all honesty if it's my dream that something is really wrong with you?

For instance, instead of doing your usual good-natured self, it might well be that indigestion is making new brown cheese in the short-tempered with people. And perhaps the cause of your indigestion is coughing herbs. You see, many people of course can drink coffee without stealing this bread.

But many others, maybe you included, cannot. And if that's so, if you find that coffee does disagree with your test-decentable, switch to a coaster. because posting can't possibly be upsetting. It contains no caffeine or stimulant of any kind.

And Postam tastes so good that thousands of folks who enjoy Postam at home also insist on it as a matter of course in restaurants and hotels. So it costs the upset you're a detective. Drink Postam in its place. See if the change isn't beneficial even in a few days.

Master drinking posthum for a reasonable time, say for two weeks, see if you are staining and acting like an altogether different person. Drink posthum, there's a reason. Let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge.

Well, just as love and abner were needing money so badly to complete the furnishings for their new tourist camp, well, met in advertisement in the newspaper of a very wealthy widow who's looking for a husband who can manage the largest state left her by her previous husband.

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