Found in Mexico -- Missouri
Lum and Abner · January 12, 1940 · 13 min · 2,223 words
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You nervous? Switch to Postam. The makers of Postam, the favorite new time drink in millions of American homes, presents all two lovable old characters from the hill country, Laram and Diamond.
Have you ever stopped to think how much their bad taste of nerve can affect almost everything you do? For instance, if anything worries you, nerves only make you worry just that much more. All are bloody straight, you're even further down in the mouth.
And it's like that with everything when you're literally in nervous. Well, maybe coffee nerves has you in its grip. But why many people can drink coffee without feeling nervous? And many others just can't. So if you think your trouble is coffee nerves, switch to a post-em, because post-em can't touch your nerves on it.
It contains no caffeine or stimulant which could possibly do that. If that's your gosh, or for either convenient form of this delicious meal time drink. Post them, maybe you make coffee, or instant post them, makes instant drink in the coffee.
Then, the coffee has been responsible for your nervousness. He is drinking post them instead for about two weeks. Isn't just a thing to shake the grip of coffee, not it. Drink post them. They're the reason.
And now let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. Fringe in over-government has dropped all the charges preferred against alum of running an illegal post office. However, to teach him a good lesson, Abner and Grandpappy Spears decided to let him remain hidden in the seed room for another week under the impression that he was still a fugitive.
As far as Wednesday though, when they finally decided to tell him the truth, alone, sure the authorities were closing in and disappeared. As we're looking on the little community today, we find Abner and Grandpapp over at the John and Down store discussing the matter.
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