Police Are Closing In
Lum and Abner · January 10, 1940 · 14 min · 2,304 words
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The makers of Post-em, the favorite mealtime drink in millions of American homes, the gente was two lovable old characters from the hill country, Norm and Abner. Now listen, you know, when you watch that, if you said I'm going to meet, I honestly think maybe it was part of your song. I think it did, but you know, well, you've been lagging
quite a bit lately and maybe you just couldn't say it. Well, that is something that isn't very pleasant. Having a friend better, you've been good in acting lately. But you know, I don't believe it's your fault.
It usually isn't any body fault. Because very often, a acting disposition means that you're what doctors call a nerve-a-dirtable. And maybe the real cause is coffee nerve. Of course, many people can take coffee and not become nervous and irritable, but you may be one of the many others who shouldn't cut it.
So if you think coffee makes you cut the and cranky, switch to post them. You go and post them can't possibly affect your nerves. You can change no caffeine, no stimuums of any kind. And post them's cheering and pregnant.
Beaming in the cup, post them has a flavor that's most delicious. Try post them, friends. If coffee makes you nervous and irritable, then post them instead of coffee. And after a fair trial, say of two weeks, see if you want mighty thankful tools that you quit the bosom.
And now, let's see what's going on down in Pine Ridge. A friend you know that through the influence of the cuttles in the government has dismissed its charges against lumb of operating an illegal post office.
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