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Ghost Riders

Song · Leonard Gaskin Dixielanders · 1948 · 2 min · 258 words

The transcript of “Ghost Riders”, an episode of Leonard Gaskin Dixielanders from 1948. Press a time to play from that line (a 60-second preview; Potato Plus plays it all). The Night Shift plays Leonard Gaskin Dixielanders free, live around the clock. Search inside this transcript.

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They are a unique production. Now, have you checked under the bed? This is Christophony wishing you. I'm sure I have no idea. Do you know the purpose of the stingers on the bees? Why not study CBAs instead of ABCs?

Why do your eyes close? The moment that you sneeze? Well, so do I. If there's such a novel problem, then why did God make sure? Oh, Willie, that makes me shudder. If I chop a worm into, then will we have two worms?

Do we get our pork chops from a porcupine? Why is my first name, Willie? And my last name, Frankenstein. You're as inquisitive as your brother, with a burning thirst for knowledge, but I'm a nanny, not a scholar.

Perhaps I should have gone to college. Why are fish still underwater, when their brothers learn to crawl? Why am I a son and not a daughter? I will not answer that at all. Why isn't my skin slimy and scaly like a scoosh?

It's higher, comes what separately, comes juicy grapes How is one to tell what is the truth and what's a lie? Suggestions Don't be subcession I still have questions And I have objections And I have contention What's a contention?

Will we ever, will ever, whatsoever, will whatever Whoever could know why Leave him be he has not wrong you really won't you play with me Who are you sir? How do you know? I know too well you wretched family Could you do it kill a child? How could

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