Santa Meets the Vampire

WBAT News interrupts this musical broadcast to bring you a special bulletin. One of Transylvania's most famous citizens has been involved in a major accident. We've taken out to the scene of the accident where our roving reporter, Larry Talbot, is interviewing him now.

Take it away, Larry. Larry Talbot here, and we're interviewing... That guy was as blind as a bat! Oh, well, Count, we're on the air. It doesn't my fault. I have the right of way I tell you.

We're trying to find out exactly what... They'll give a license to anyone nowadays. Ladies and gentlemen, the count doesn't seem to be in any condition to be interviewed right now, so we return you to our studios at WBAT.

And this wish from Dick to show. Bobby says hello and have a swinging New Year for Mary and Joe. And greetings from all the gang to Rocky, Angie, Bumbum, Tony and Cheech, and a big hella...

W.B.I.T. News interrupts once again to return you now to Larry Talbert at the scene of the accident. Larry Talbert back again. The account seems to have calmed down now and... That not couldn't drive his way out of the paper bag!

Well, Count Big, exactly where did the accident take place? 12 miles from here! Well, miles from here. Straight up! Well, Count, could you tell us in your own words exactly what happened? Well, I was flying from out to Bavaria to Transylvania at about 70,000 feet.

Then all of a sudden, and with no warning, I was sidetracked by a 1928 sled. The train deer yet. Well, uh, counted you, get the license number? No, but I have a very good description of the driver.